Ralph`s self-experiment (nach 6 Wochen 5 Tagen)

Das Eggersche Anti-Konstanzprinzip: Manchmal tut sich plötzlich eine Weile lang gar nichts. Dann sollte man nicht verzagen. Mein Experiment befindet sich jetzt in dieser Phase. Am besten man setzt dann erstmal hin und guckt, ob was schönes im Fernsehen kommt.

Ralph`s self-experiment (nach 5 Wochen 4 Tagen)

Meine Berechnungen waren richtig: Die Sonne hat meinen Haarwuchs um ein vielfaches erhöht. Meine Temperatur im Kopfinneren beträgt 44,3 Grad in der Sonne. Positive Wirkung auf die Kopfrechenleisung:
bei 10 Grad Temperaturanstieg fallen die Ergebnisse um 6 % besser aus.

Onkel Lu - Interview (Part2)

Uncle Lu, we heard rumours about you coming to Europe this summer. is that true?
- No. I´m gonna spend my holidays on a little platform in the ocean.

Is this another one of your secret projects?
- Yes, this time it`s more secret than ever before. Don`t ask me about it.

Will you send us some pictures or s.th.?
- Yes, of course. forw has bought all rights to all pictures and stories.

How many people are involved in this project?
- Noone is involved. This project is just about me and the ocean and secret things noone should know.

What do you think about the relaunch of forw?
- I can remember the old version of forw in the seventies. It was a platform for young scientists.
Today it has this wild mixture of hardcore-science and literature. I love it.

Thanks for the interview and good luck for your project.

Ralph`s self-experiment (nach 5 Wochen)

30 Grad draussen und die Matte gedeiht. Zum ersten Mal hatte ich gestern Zweifel, ob ich das Experiment durchhalten kann.

Onkel Lu - Interview

Many kids ask me about uncle Lu. Is he real? Is he really that old -he looks so much younger?!
Yes, he is that old. And he is a wise man with a lot of junk in his head.

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Hello,I`m uncle Lu.
I grew up in a small village somewhere near the end of the world. Where the wind keeps your ass cold all day and the summers are too hot to table-dance.

Have you really table-danced?
- Yes and I still do. I love, when people get mad about my special moves.

Special moves?
- Yes, the holy butt-shaker the electric storm (my whole body shakes like hell) and the nut-cracker, which is pretty painful.

How come that you are so wise? Is it because of the lightning?
- No, I was never striked by a lightning. It`s all because of little electric nancy.

A little machine called nancy?
- Yes, I build it myself a few years ago. Every morning I put two cable on my
body and load myself up.

Can I try that?
- My neighbour Billie tried. but he is dead now. better build your own machine.

(to be continued)

Erotisches zur Nacht

Liebe Blogfreunde,
sehr viele Blogleserinnen und -leser haben mir geschrieben, dass die Erotik in diesem Blog zu kurz kommt. Falsch.

Frau am Strand mit sehr laszivem Blick (1992)

Ralph`s self-experiment (nach 3 Wochen)

Ich nach 3 Wochen. Toll. 3x10 Eu = 30 Eu.
30 Euro für wöchentliches Spitzenschneiden gespart! Bin guter Dinge.