Many kids ask me about uncle Lu. Is he real? Is he really that old -he looks so much younger?!Yes, he is that old. And he is a wise man with a lot of junk in his head.
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Hello,I`m uncle Lu.
I grew up in a small village somewhere near the end of the world. Where the wind keeps your ass cold all day and the summers are too hot to table-dance.
Have you really table-danced?
- Yes and I still do. I love, when people get mad about my special moves.
Special moves?
- Yes, the holy butt-shaker the electric storm (my whole body shakes like hell) and the nut-cracker, which is pretty painful.
How come that you are so wise? Is it because of the lightning?
- No, I was never striked by a lightning. It`s all because of little electric nancy.
A little machine called nancy?
- Yes, I build it myself a few years ago. Every morning I put two cable on my
body and load myself up.
Can I try that?
- My neighbour Billie tried. but he is dead now. better build your own machine.
(to be continued)
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