Onkel Lu - NEWS from the platform

Dear science-freaks at forw!

You have been waiting a long time for all this..here we go:
After managing to connect with things I tried to start connecting with plants and fluids. It worked out nicely!I just had to adjust my new connector a little before...
As you all know connections containing 3 - Flieder never really rocked. And I found out that it provides 80% noise and only 20% connectivity-power.What a shock! I started to search for a new connection-partner to replace it and found 6 - Gleit. It has a lot of power, smells good and - the best feature - you can connect it easily to all the others.

I found 6 - 4 - 1 to be the strongest connection - the nicest flower of all, the biggest shark among them, the coolest cube and the fastest rabbit all at once.It took no longer than 10 minutes to connect to a swarm of high-voltage-light-balls from outerspace and to my brother in russia. But the most outstanding connection was with 2 guys, members of a small 2-man rockband without a name. They come from outerspace and talk and look like that. Remember the old stupid sci-fi movie "s.o.s. on the red planet" ? They look similar. I´m preparing a small feature about them, so stay tuned.

Lu